Newsflash!!!

Just in…..The Pabst Brewing Company is considering purchasing the Hostess brand. Immediate thoughts of new product names occurred to me: Toasted Twinkies, Drunken Ding Dongs, Hammered Ho Ho’s, Crocked Cupcakes, Fecked up Fruit Pies and Pabst Blue Ribbon Bread…..

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