Yes, these are completely made up in my own little mind. I blame it on being chased by headless chickens as a youngster on the farm.
Corny Bitch and the Watermelon Whores: With their album Pollinatin’ Rhythm, to include the chart bottoming songs:
Stay Outta My Rhubarb Patch
My Beans Are Green
Stop Mixin’ My Seeds
And….Big Balls of Bleu Cheese.