Completely Made Up Groups and the Hits They Never Made part 1

Yes, these are completely made up in my own little mind.  I blame it on being chased by headless chickens as a youngster on the farm.

Corny Bitch and the Watermelon Whores:  With their album Pollinatin’ Rhythm, to include the chart bottoming songs:

Fornicatin’ Melons

Stay Outta My Rhubarb Patch

My Beans Are Green

Stop Mixin’ My Seeds

And….Big Balls of Bleu Cheese.

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