My Tastee Freeze Biotch Give Me Back My $10.00 Dream

So I had a dream that took place in the mall. I should have known right then this would not be a good dream, since I absolutely HATE the mall.

I am there to meet some folks from an organization that I am in for lunch/meeting.  I am wondering around trying to find a place to eat.  What I really want is Chick-fil-a, but I come across a Tastee Freeze.  I was very excited by that, since there hadn’t been one there since I was a young mall employee.  So, I decide to order from there.

There is one gal working there and she takes my order.  It was a simple order really, consisting of a cheeseburger, fries and a chocolate shake.  How hard could it be?  Well, she takes my order, gives me my total, and I give her a ten dollar bill.  So, in turn, she gives me change for $100.00.  I said “Oh, but I gave you a ten, not a hundred.”  She looks at me confused and says ok, and she takes the money back.  Then, she starts taking other orders and filling those.  However, mine has not been taken care of yet, nor have I gotten back my correct change.  It has been 10 minutes.  Suddenly, the gal says “Oh, we are out of napkins….I gotta run to Walgreens.”  I said “But what about my order?”  And off to Walgreens she runs.

She comes back, and the Tastee Freeze is not in a kiosk in the middle of the mall.  I say to her “Listen….I have been waiting almost half an hour for my simple order AND my correct change!  Now, THIS time, you give me my ten dollars back, and I am leaving, because NOBODY should have to wait this long.”  She said “I can’t, I have to do this first.”  Suddenly, she is photographing someone’s baby.  As soon as she’s done, she hands me what she claims is my money, but to my surprise, it is 2 dirty napkins!  I had enough at that point, and I told everyone there (including a preacher who walked up to the counter), NOT to order here, and told them “I have been waiting for 30 minutes, and gotten nothing!  I asked for my money back, and she hasn’t given me anything yet….she owes me ten dollars!  Take your business elsewhere!”  Then I inform her I have contacted mall security because she tried to pass of 2 napkins (and used ones at that) as my money.

I then looked at her and said “Biotch, give me back my ten dollars!”

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