I’ve never claimed to be a good cook.
In the kitchen I just fake it.
But that Keto friendly lemon thingy,
Well, I thought I’d try and bake it.
It’s made from scratch, not a mix,
So I tried to get into the groove.
I measured, mixed, stirred and blended,
But this shit just wouldn’t get smooth.
So I shoved the damn thing in the oven,
Set the timer and hoped for the best.
An hour later, this shit’s still runny.
Is this some sort of a test?
Three hours later, the middle’s still wiggly
And the lemon’s not even zingy.
This frosting shit needs cut with a knife.
It’s the death of a lemon thingy.
Written by Taffy O’