Completely made up groups and the hits they never made part 5

Kitty and The Duplicats

Their new album: Catnip and Furballs

Including these hits that never were:

Stop Pussyfootin’ Around

Put Food in My Bowl

Staring at You While You Sleep

Purring til I Bite You

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Lestat the Vampire Cat

Lestat the pussy vampire cat

Intimidating in his size

At first glance this vampire cat

Will cast fear into your eyes

But looks can be deceiving

As the ferrets cause him to hide

And Lennon the tiny puppy

Makes him tremble inside

The thought of blood makes him cringe

So he won’t bite your neck

What kind of vampire cat is he

He is a nervous wreck

Lestat the pussy vampire cat

Intimidating in his size

At first glance this vampire cat

Will cast fear into your eyes

Taffy OKelly 2-1-14