Death of a Lemon Thingy

I’ve never claimed to be a good cook.

In the kitchen I just fake it.

But that Keto friendly lemon thingy,

Well, I thought I’d try and bake it.

It’s made from scratch, not a mix,

So I tried to get into the groove.

I measured, mixed, stirred and blended,

But this shit just wouldn’t get smooth.

So I shoved the damn thing in the oven,

Set the timer and hoped for the best.

An hour later, this shit’s still runny.

Is this some sort of a test?

Three hours later, the middle’s still wiggly

And the lemon’s not even zingy.

This frosting shit needs cut with a knife.

It’s the death of a lemon thingy.

 

Written by Taffy O’

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In the Night

In the midst of the night

The Dark Prince, he takes flight

In search of his fair skinned maiden

Her senses aware

She feels his presence there

While lying in the night waiting

The young maiden has no fear

As her Dark Prince does appear

Yet wonders is this but a dream

They gaze into each other’s eyes

As if passionately hypnotized

She is too entranced to scream

Then with one fleeting bite

The two own the night

Locked in eachother’s embrace

Yet with the rising sun

The Dark Prince he is gone

Leaving not a trace

But the mark upon her soul

From whence the passion did unfold

And this fair skinned maiden

Her senses aware

She feels his presence there

While lying in the night waiting

written by Taffy OKelly

Curry in Galway

The Moe Show went to Galway

To hoist a pint, see the sights and hear the sounds!

The Moe Show went to Galway

And do you know what she found?

It wasn’t a Guinness or her pot o gold

But a certain “air” about the town.

Oh it smells like feckin curry in Galway

Not potatoes or cabbage or fish.

Oh it smells like feckin curry in Galway

Since when is curry in an Irish dish?

Oh, it smells like feckin curry in Galway

And it smells all throughout the town.

Oh, it smells like feckin curry in Galway

So let’s drink another guiness down!

Thank you, Thank you, I’ll be hear all week.

Taffy OKelly written 3/23/2008 for me cousin Moe.