Yes, another idea popped into my head about a completely made up group with hit songs they never made. It was the chickens I tell ya.
Hairless Harriet and the Headless Chicken Chasers:
Stop Pluckin’ my Pussy Cat
I’ll Flap My Wings for You
Heads are not for Chopping
Don’t Make Me Shave My Legs for You
Yes, these are completely made up in my own little mind. I blame it on being chased by headless chickens as a youngster on the farm.
Corny Bitch and the Watermelon Whores: With their album Pollinatin’ Rhythm, to include the chart bottoming songs:
Stay Outta My Rhubarb Patch
My Beans Are Green
Stop Mixin’ My Seeds
And….Big Balls of Bleu Cheese.