Out the window I take a fleeting glance
And by chance I happen to see
Beautiful fluffy flakes of white
Staring back at me Like artful billowy pillows
Floating all around
Or sparkly little fairies
Dancing to the ground
And as I watch in amazement and awe
Of such a glistening sight
I can’t help but wonder
What in the hell is this shit?
I used to work in an independent drug store, which finally closed early this year, and that is where my dream begins. I am there, helping the owner clean out the store before I go to my “real” job. While on the way to my “real” job, I get a call from a former co-worker who tells me “I really miss you, but it’s all over facebook that you are getting fired and nobody is happy about it.” So, in anticipation, I schedule an interview for a medical office, which is to take place at a shopping mall. Interview scheduled for 10 am, however my car is in the shop, so I have to take the bus. I have to walk about a mile to the bus stop and also to the mall from where the bus drops me off. It is summer, but when I get off the bus, I have to drag my case on wheels through a mile of snow. I arrive early and decide to go to Sears and check out their “store must close sale”. While in there, I find my interviewer talking with a potential candidate for dr. This guy is a younger version of Sylvester Stallone mixed with Robert Downey Jr. While in there, I notice the floor in Sears is filthy, so I grab a broom and start sweeping away the mess. Since I haven’t found any real deals at Sears, I walk around the mall to kill a little time. About 2 stores down from the Sears, in front of the pretzel place is a group of people…..They are all men dressed in drag and one has his face and beard painted smurf blue. THAT is when my alarm went off.