My Spiderman Subway Who’s that Sleeping in The Bed dream

My dream starts in a subway where Spiderman is trying to stop a subway car full of criminals who plan on destroying the earth as we know it.  But, it’s not just one Spiderman.  There are multitudes of Spiderman clones.  The idea is that Spiderman will be underneath the track and he will shoot webs from underneath the car, and the clones will shoot web from all different directions in hopes of stopping the car.

Something goes wrong with the clone webs, and the subway car flips over and crashes into a wall.  Spiderman is covered head to toe in mud, so he goes home to clean up after the criminals are arrested.  Guess where home is?  Yup…right where I am.

He comes into the house and says “Hey, who is that guy sleeping in the bed?”  I reply “I really don’t know…he’s just some illegal alien that showed up.”  Spidey asks “So, he is from a different country?”  And I said “No, a different planet.”  Yes, that is right, there was an actual illegal alien from outer space in the house.  And by illegal, I mean that he left his planet against their rules, having stolen a space ship and what not.  He stopped at the house on his way to find his kids at school….he was exhausted from traveling so far and breathing this air.  So, he needed sleep.  He had ditched his space ship in some woods somewhere.

Spidey throws his costume in the laundry and I go into the bathroom to find toothbrushes everywhere….multitudes of them, as well as white motel towels and plastic cups.  I go to the living room to find people on the couch watching the television and asking for waffles.

 

 

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